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What Google said about me...

It was recently suggested to me that I Google myself...see what people see when they search my name. I'm not sure what I thought I'd find...some wedding pictures, maybe a blog post or two.

So, when I started typing in my name and the first suggested search was "Tami Paige weight gain"...I think I was sweating in exclamation marks!!!  What?!?!  Why would anything about weight gain be on the internet...now trust me, it's not like I haven't gone up and down a few lb's in my lifetime, but really?

In my Blogger statistics, there's a place where you can see what the most common google terms people used to find my blog are...again, I'm thinking, wedding photographer, blogger, or maybe even just Tami Paige...I should be so lucky.

Instead, the searches were, weight, single, asian, and Irish cows...seriously?!  

Well, upon further "research", I've found that there is a webmodel out there with my name who has gained some substantial weight and has written all about it...apparently, she "loves her curves y'all, so don't be hatin' on her".  In addition to that, there is what appears to be a very desperate single asian girl out there on dating sites...also with my name. Please, for my sake, someone get that girl a date!

So, in conclusion? Don't Google yourself...it's less than flattering, and suddenly I feel like I need to go live at the gym and find myself a man...although, I'd probably bump into the other Tami's and that could be a little frightening...for all of us. :)

Hmmm...but the Irish cows? I'll claim that one...


12 comments:

Ann said...

That's hilarious. Just think, at least you're the awesome-est of the Tami Paige's out there!

Jon y Amy said...

Seriously hysterical. Glad there was an explanation! I kind of want to try it...

Amber said...

so funny . . .

Sandra said...

im sorry, but now I am really curious what I would find about my name.....so because I have time....here goes......

Daveana said...

Oh Tami!!! hahaha!

Rebekah said...

I'm so glad you found the explanation for these less than nice descriptive search words! haha!! i love those cows too.

alisonsutter said...

This made me laugh out loud. So funny!

Amanda Miller said...

Hahaha, OMG! I would be dying too! And heck yes to the Irish Cows...I'm still pretty obsessed with your Cow photos!

smw said...

oh tami. this is so funny. thanks for the laugh. i'll consider it a birthday present. :)

emilykate said...

hilarious!

L, Ann and boys said...

I would stick with those cows too...very nice cows indeed. Thanks for the laugh. ;)

Daish said...

This was sooo funny! Hahahahaha!!

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