Me: Hey Bek, I made such a good meal last night! You'd be proud!
Bek: Really? What did you make?
Me: Fettucini Alfredo with sauteed shrimp
Bek: Wow! Did you make it up?
Bek: Whose recipe did you use?
Me: Oh...by "make", I meant, I opened the jar and heated it up.
Resolution #2 for 2012:
Become a good cook with fresh ingredients!